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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did the Greek city state never form an empire?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

'The Life of Chuck' Filmmaker Mike Flanagan on Stephen King Film - IndieWire

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Sarah Snook wins Tony for Best Actress in a play for ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ — two years after ‘Succession’ - New York Post

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

No go.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Gage Wood throws third no-hitter in Men's College World Series history, keeps Arkansas title hopes alive - NCAA.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Fake flight attendant took 120 free flights before arrest at SFO, officials say - SFGATE

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Murray State clinches first MCWS appearance, becomes fourth No. 4 seed to make it to Omaha - NCAA.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

It's time to make friends with your viruses - Salon.com

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

After more than 60 years of development, here is the nuclear engine that is set to go to Mars with NASA. - Farmingdale Observer

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Candace Cameron Bure, 49, Flaunts Ultra-Toned Body in Bikini - AOL.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?